DAVID BOWIE FANS...
1. Don't know what is similar about Alabama, German, and "We all must die" but still sing the song because Bowie sang it.
2. Upon hearing the word "Aladdin" do not think of the Disney movie but of the song "Aladdin Sane".
3. Whenever they get up to dance either get their red shoes out or at least wish they had a pair to wear.
4. Put out fire with gasoline.
5. Hear the word "Fashion" and instantly hear Bowie singing, "Fashion, look to the left. Fashion, look to the right."
6. Believe that aliens are the most lovable of all.
7. Cry over Major Tom's fate.
8. Can't say "Changes" without stuttering on purpose.
9. Believe that magic dances.
10. Understood everything I just said in #1-9.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
