Normal People: See a hole in the ground and ignore it.
LOTR Fans: See a hold in the ground and look inside thinking its a Hobbit hole.
Normal People: See a golden ring and say: “I want it!”
LOTR Fans: See a golden ring and say: “My Precious!”
Normal People: Climb Mount Doom with a water bottle and foo.
LOTR Fans: Climb Mount Doom with a golden ring and throw it when you get to the top.
Normal People: Learn Spanish
LOTR Fans: Learn Elvish
Normal People: Hear Legolas and think of a Lego ® girl.
LOTR Fans: Hear Legolas and think of the Elf that killed an Oliphant.
Normal People: Say: “What is an Oliphant?” and frown.
LOTR Fans: Smile and think of Gimli saying: “It still only counts as one!”
Normal People: Say: “What in the world?!”
LOTR Fans: Say: “What in Middle Earth?!”
Normal People: Get welcome mats.
LOTR Fans: Draw weird symbols on their door and say, “The way is shut. It was made by those who are dead...”
Normal People: see noisy people and say “Stop that!”
LOTR Fans: see noisy people and yell at the top of their lungs: “SILENCE!”
Normal People: don't care at all and don't know anything about elven rulers.
LOTR Fans: memorize the elven ruler's names, as well as the names of their rings.
Normal People: don't know who Gandalf is.
LOTR Fans: argue about why he was turned into a mortal and sent to the humans
Normal People: if someone disappoints you, you roll you eyes.
LOTR Fans: if someone disappoints you, you give them Gandalf's stink eye.
Normal People: Mix up who Sauron and Saruman are
LOTR Fans: argue over why they have similar names
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
