1. When I text you a massive paragraph and you reply 40 minutes later with "K"..... ARE YOU ASKING TO GET PUNCHED??
2. My mom said follow my dreams, so, I went back to bed!
3. Run for your life! There are stupid people everywhere!
4. Why can't they house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself!
5. You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me... I'll train you!!!
6. People are so ungrateful. No one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them.
7. My brain is like the Bermuda triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found again.
8. It's okay to talk to yourself. It's even okay to answer yourself. But when you ask yourself to repeat what you just said you have a problem!
9. Being able to respond with sarcasm within seconds of a stupid questions is a sign of a healthy brain.
10. I hate it when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the scrip.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
