Family: So, do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Yes, I have many.
Family: Many boyfriends?
Me: Yes.
Family: And they don't know you're cheating on them?
Me: Well, the thing is they don't really know they're dating me.
Family:...
Me: And some of them have other girlfriends.
Family:...
Me: And most of them are dead...
Family:...
Me: And a bunch of people keep telling me they're fictional characters but they're just jealous.
Family:...
Me:...
Family: *slowly backs away*
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
