91. Checking your phone to see what time it is and checking it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.
92. Substitute Teacher: "Does your normal teacher let you do that?"
Students: "...Yeah..."
93. Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.
94. Parents call it "talking back". We call it "explaining".
95. "OMG ARE YOU OKAY?!"
"Oh yeah, I'm fine. I just like bleeding for fun."
96. I act completely normal around my parents. But, as soon as I am with my friends, I'm like the energizer bunny on drugs.
97. *taking a test*
My answer is no...
"If your answer is no, please explain why."
My answer is yes.
98. Always be positive.
*trips down stairs*
Man, I got down those stairs fast!
99. THEY'RE going THERE, with THEIR friends. It's called grammar, use it.
100. *phone vibrates at home*
*barely hear it*
*phone vibrates at school*
*earthquake*.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
