211. Teacher: "You got a 0 on your 1000 word essay." Me: "Why?" Teacher: "You submitted a picture." Me: "A picture is worth a 1000 words."
212. "H3y, Wh@t R y0uu d0ing?!" "About to throw a dictionary in your face."
213. So I was flying a kite and this guy actually asks me. "SO, you're flying a kite?" I replied, "Nope, fishing for birds."
214. There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking.
215. Heat makes things expand. See, I don't have a weight problem. I'm just hot!!!
216. Dear Sneeze, If you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave.
217. You have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night.
218. When consumed for its antioxidant properties, dark chocolate has less fat than broccoli.
219. That moment when you walk into a spider wed and suddenly turn into a karate master.
220. This long distance relationship isn't going to work. Fridge, you're moving to my bedroom.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
