11. I will not be held responsible for any injures you sustain if you tickle me.
12. Oh, I'm sorry! Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
13. 93% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. 7% would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"
14. Indeed I am home schooled... but don't fret; I shall try to use small words ;)
15. I'm the type of girl who will burst our laughing in dead silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
16. A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
17. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
18. Writer's Block: n. when characters get fed up with all you put them trough and go on strike.
19. Warning: I am inspired. Interrupt my train of thought and I'll stab you.
20. May characters laugh at me when I try to tell them who's boss.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
