111. No. I'm not lazy; I am just very protective of my couch.
112. Teacher: How can we keep the school clean?
Me: By staying home.
113. Admit it, at some point in your life, you stuck a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant.
114. SON OF A B.....iisccuittt. Oh, hey, Mom.
115. I do not stalk my crush... I simply gather information for specific purposes.
116. Due tomorrow = do tomorrow.
117. Awkward: your cell phone going off full volume at a funeral.
Even more awkward: your ringtone being, "I will survive."
118. "Be strong." I whispered to my Wi-Fi signal.
119. Hello random bruise, where did you come from?
120. No, Teacher, I don't know the answer. That's why my hand wasn't raised.
BINABASA MO ANG
Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
