When I did, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming like the passengers in his car.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
The Evening News is where they begin with “Good Evening” and then tell you why it isn't.
Death is hereditary.
I can't help it if I’m really, really, ridiculously good looking.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
When everything is coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.
There is nothing to fear, but fear itself... and his gun!
My family is temperamental: half temper and half mental.
Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
