S: *after you have fallen down the stairs*
Q: Did you fall off the stairs?
A: No, I wanted to kiss the steps.
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S: *after you have been beaten up and robbed*
Q: Have you been robbed?
A: No, I gave them my things as a gift and they ran away because of their happiness!
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S: *after you have been to the bathroom*
Q: Did you take a bath?
A: No, I was seeking for nemo in the toilet.
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S: *pulls out a check at the register*
Q: Are you going to pay with a check?
A: No, I am writing a poem.
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S: *at the cafeteria*
Q: Are you gonna eat your chocolate mousse?
A: No, I'm gonna wash my hair with it!
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S: *you're crying*
Q: Hey, are you crying?
A: No, I was pretending that I was a fountain.
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S: *asking Siri*
Q: When is the world going to end?
A: As long as you keep my charged, we should be just fine.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
随机Just some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
