1. "You wear that shirt a lot." Yes, because I own it.
2. There are two types of people in the world: 1. People who understand and apprieciate sarcasm. 2. Idiots.
3. My death will be me probably getting murdered for being sarcastic at the wrong time.
4. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupid.
5. I am actually so sarcastic all the time its gotten to the point where I have tell people I'm serious when I compliment them.
6. We all have that friend that acts innocent, but understand all the dirty jokes.
7. Me: Okay brain, let's focus for just 45 minutes on this math test we can do this. Brain: DADADA BANANA LALA LALALALA AFRO SQUIRREL POTATO LALA
8. It's nice when someone can reply to your sarcasm with sarcasm instead of just getting offended.
9. Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
10. "Hi" "Hey" "Are you awake?" "No, I taught myself how to text in my sleep."
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
