61. Taken *not checked*.
Single *not checked*.
Mentally dating a celebrity that has no idea I exist *checked*.
62. Study Tip: stand up, stretch, take a walk, go the airport, get on a plane, never return.
63. My attitude changes like the weather.
64. I'm still waiting for the day when I will actually use x2 + y + 8 (x + 2y2 = a – z) + 2x3 + (-2z = 2.4) + 10y – 5Z3 = k = 9 in real life.
65. I'm trying to figure out when "oh, it's midnight" turned into "oh, it's only midnight."
66. 99% of people are hot, the other 1% go to my school.
67. "Do me a favor?"
"Does it involve me getting up?"
"...Yes."
"Then, no."
68. *home alone* "Well, I hope the neighbors like THIS SONG!"
69. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 94,239 times, you are a weather man.
70. If the people in movies would have listened to me they would still be alive.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
