Me: Hey, Mr. R, I already read Huck Fin over the summer, do I have to read it again?
Mr. R: Any book worth reading once is worth reading again.
Me: Even Twilight?
Mr. R: I said it had to be worth reading once.
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Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.
Mom: Did you finish your homework?
Mom: We have to go to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving/
Mom: Dad and I talked, we are going to buy you a car next month.
Me: You are??? OMOG thank you!
Mom: No, we're not. I just wanted to make sure you were getting my texts.
Me: That was cruel.
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Friend: Andie, I can't find my phone anywhere!
Me: Seems like you have another problem too.
Friend: What's that?
Me: Some dude stole it and is texting me off it.
Friend: O.O D:< Who?
Me: Just some really stupid person...
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Amy: I loveeeee twilight!!! Which is your favorite character? Mine is Edward.
Me: Tyler Crowley.
Amy: Umm....who is Tyler Crowley?
Me: The one who almost ran Bella over with a van.
Amy: -__-
Me: >:D
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Me: Lars, what happened to you last night?
Lars: What do you mean?
Me: Well, you went to the store and asked the manager if he's seen your phone...
Lars: No, I didn't?
Me: You were using the flashlight on your phone to find your phone while you were asking him if he had seen your phone....
Lars:......never speak of this.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
