FRIEND: I was NOT drunk last night.
ME: Wanna bet?
FRIEND: Yep.
ME: You tried to leave someone a voicemail by screaming into an envelope.
FRIEND: Dammit...
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ME: Bro, you're NEVER drinking again.
FRIEND: And why not?
ME: Because you can't handle your liquor.
FRIEND: Bro, I wasn't even drunk!
ME: DUDE! You picked my cat up and asked him why he killed Mufasa?
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FRIEND: I wasn't that drunk. -___-
ME: Dude, you were watching TV and laughing.
FRIEND: So...
ME: The TV wasn't even on.
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FRIEND: Dude, you were sooo drunk last night!
ME: I wasn't that drunk!
FRIEND: Dude, you put your mom's red shoes on, grabbed your dog, and skipped around the house screaming, "We're off to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of Oz!"
ME: ....Seriously?...
FRIEND: Yeah, Seriously.
ME:.....kill me now....
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FRIEND: Dude, I wasn't that drunk.
ME: You called your mom to ask her to take you home after the party.
FRIEND: So....
ME: The party was at your house.
ME: And, your parents were not supposed to know.
FRIEND: -_-
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
