1. Every time someone asks you do something, ask if they want fries with that.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for Marijuana".
3. Order a Diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serous face.
4. Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go.'
5. Five days in advance tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
6. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!'
7. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, 'run for your lives! They're loose!'
8. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
9. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
10. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
