171. Sometimes I listen to the stranger's conversation and mentally give my opinion.
172. Why do kamaikaze pilots wear helmets?
173. I love how in scary movies the person yells out “hello?” as if the killer is going to be like “yeah I'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?”
174. Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.
175. How to start an argument online: Express your opinion. Wait.
176. Life's too short to remove USB drive safely.
177. I named my dog “5 miles” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles everyday.
178. I can't clean because … I get distracted by all the cool stuff I find.
179. We will be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.
180. Do you ever go on YouTube just to watch a music video then 5 hours later you … find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe?
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
