FRIEND: Dude, I wasn't that drunk!
ME: You started petting my cat, saying "Look at how small this lion is!"
FRIEND: At least it was orange!
ME: He's a gray cat...
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FRIEND: Dude, I wasn't THAT drunk...
ME: Dude, you gave a mushroom to a midget and kept yelling, "Grow Mario! Grow!"
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FRIEND: Dude, I wasn't that drunk!
ME: You stuffed my cat into a pillow case and ran around singing "It's a pillow! It's a pet! It's a pillow pet!"
FRIEND: Oh...
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FRIEND: I wasn't that drunk. I drove myself home.
ME: Dude. Don't even try denying it.
FRIEND: ...?
ME: I drove you home while you drove with a paper plate.
FRIEND: Oh, I thought that was a dream.
ME: Idiot.
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FRIEND: Dude, you were SO drunk last night at the party.
ME: No, I wasn't.
FRIEND: Oh, ya, you called a taxi to take you home.
ME: So, I don't want to get a ticket for being drunk and driving.
FRIEND: The party was at your house.
ME:.........
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
SonstigesJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
