31. I'm not so good at advise... can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
32. If you're going to insult me, please be grammatically correct.
33. I hate when people see me at the super market and say. “Hey what are you doing here?” and I just say, “Oh, you know, hunting elephants.”
34. Bilbo Baggins: the only person who had ever read the terms and conditions.
35. “Clean your room, family is coming over.” … “Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realized that the gathering would be in my bedroom.”
36. I tried being normal once. Worst 5 minutes of my life.
37. They're laughing at me because we're idiots. We're laughing at them because they just figured that out.
38. I didn't lose my mind. It's at home sitting right next to my common sense.
39. Lord of the Rings: AKA three super long movies about men fighting a war over some jewelry. Sounds good to me.
40. It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
