Facebook: helping stalkers since 2004.
I have mutiple personalities and none of them like you.
Old people at weddings always poke me and say “you're next.” So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep (the other wants to know if penguins have knees)
Sorry, I can't today. My sister's friend's mother's grandpa’s brother's grandson's uncle's fish died. And yes, it was tragic.
Teacher: “Why were you talking during my lesson?” Student: “Why were you teaching during my conversation?”
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
When I'm bored, I send a text to a random number saying, “I hid the body... now what?”
Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered... “who ties your shoelaces for you?”
If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
