51. Stu(dying). Stu(died). Coincidence? I think not.
52. That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.
53. I've always wanted to turn around in a big chair and say, "I've been expecting you..."
54. Saying "OUCH!" even though it really didn't hurt.
55. Practicing your signature over and over again, just in case you become famous.
56. Hitting your hip on a corner and feeling like you've been shot.
57. If someone points at your black clothes and asks you whose funeral it is, look around the room and casually say, "Haven't decided yet."
58. You are what you eat? Damn, I don't remember eating a bowl of awesomeness.
59. "Quick, everyone act natural!" *everyone strikes the most un-natural post ever*
60. Siting in class wondering who would die if one of the fans fell down.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
