Stage 1: Affection
1. You find the singer cute
2. You look his band or group up on YouTube
3. You save a few of his pictures
Stage 2: Euphoria
1. You can't stop thinking about him
2. Everything he does is cute and hot
3. You start to feel things for him
Stage 3: Sexual Frustration
1. You start having sexual fantasizes
2. You make up scenarios in your head
3. Everything he does gives you issues
Stage 4: Obsession
1. You make a blog
2. You watch all their interviews, talk shows, etc...
3. You can't live a day without thinking about him
Stage 5: Depression
1. Cries at everything
2. Regrets ever becoming too obsessed
3. You can't take any more of his face.
Stage 6: Mental Issue
1. He finally ruins your life
2. You know you're going to die spazzing about him
3. Never date because he sends your standards way too high
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
