Autho'rs Note:
Dear Readers,
I hope these jokes have given you a laugh. I am going to change this books title to "Normal is Overrated." I think that it is fitting. Enjoy and laugh a lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sarahlet2999
Normal People: Say OMG or OMFG.
POTO Phans: Say OMP or OMOG (OMP came from @bwaystar16 and OMOG from @CarlySullivan9. That is who I heard them from first.)
Normal People: Sing the latest songs.
POTO Phans: Burst out in singing one of the songs from POTO.
Normal People: Compare their boyfriends to the latest and most popular actor.
POTO Phans: Compare their boyfriends to the Phantom of the Opera.
Normal People: Would run screaming if a man came after them, wearing a mask and wielding a Punjab lasso.
POTO Phans: Would run toward him and smother him in hugs and kisses while rejoicing that they had found the Phantom of the Opera.
Normal People: Wouldn't dream of staying in a sewer with a madman.
POTO Phans: Would give anything to do that for the rest of their lives.
Normal People: Believe that deformities are ugly.
POTO Phans: Believe that deformities are perfection.
Normal People: Would side with Erik's mother.
POTO Phans: Would cuss his mother out and hate for her the rest of their lives.
Normal People: Want normal.
POTO Phans: Believe that normal is overrated.
Normal People: Would laugh at Erik while he was in his cage and/or scream in horror.
POTO Phans: Would cry for his sad plight and rescue him.
Normal People: Don't own a copy of the Phantom of the Opera.
POTO Phans: Own very worn copies of both Kay's Phantom and Leroux's Phantom of the Opera.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
