21. A good friend: Call you in jail.
A great friend: Bails you out of jail.
YOUR BEST FRIEND: Sits next to you while saying "wasn't that fun?"
22. Everything magically appears when your mom looks for it.
23. Mom: You haven't moved since I left the house 5 hour ago. *glares*.
Me: Excuse me. Where do you think these chips came from?
24. Person: I like your name.
Me: Thanks. I got it for my birthday.
25. Mom: Did you get home safe?
Me: No, I died a few times.
26. Let's play a game called how far can I lean off the bed to grab the thing.
27. YouTube: "This video is not available in your country." Where the heck am I from? Narnia?
28. Yes Teacher, I could've done my homework last night. I also could have murdered your family last night. Let's be okay with the fact I did neither.
29. People who can plug a USB in on the first try must really have their life together.
30. PE doesn't stand for physical education. It stands for public embarrassment.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
