1. I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.
2. I didn't fall! I attacked the floor with my awesome NINJA skills!
3. When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
4. I didn't fall, I was just testing the GRAVITY... It still works.
5. NATIONAL SARCASAM SOCIETY: Yeah, like we need your support.
6. What's this thing you call NORMAL? Is it Contagious?! OMG!! Don't touch me. I might catch your NORMAL!!
7. Everything is funny as 3 in the morning.
8. I am NOT a violent person! Take it back, or I'll punch you!!
9. Dear Math, I'm Not A Therapist. Solve your own problems. Sincerely, Me.
10. Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
