Author's Note:
Dear Readers,
I just wanted to say that I mean no offense with any of these texts. I found them online and couldn't resist including them in the book!
sarahlet2999
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ME: I wasn't that drunk.
FRIEND: Dude, you spend almost 2 hours trying to drown my gold fish o.0.
ME: Oh. I'm so stupid. -______-
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FRIEND: I wasn't that drunk at your party, was I?
ME: Dude, you hid in my closet, then when people walked by, you yelled, "I'm back from Narnia!" then you started crying because you couldn't find your way out.
FRIEND: Wow, man, I was drunk! Did you eventually find my way out?
ME: Depends, where are you texting me from?
FRIEND: Your closet.....
ME: *no comment*
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FRIEND: Dude, there is no way in hell I was that drunk.
ME: You asked your mom if she was a virgin.
FRIEND: Dude, I got a DUI! I was arrested last night!
ME: I know, buddy, I was there...
FRIEND: What happened?
ME: Well, you kept on insisting that you weren't drunk. Then you asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your Facebook. No way were you getting out of a DUI.
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FRIEND: Dude, how drunk was I last night?
ME: Well, at one point I convinced you to try and bite your own nose...
FRIEND: And what happened?
ME: You were rolling around on the floor for an hour screaming, "IT'S GETTING AWAY IT'S GETTING AWAY!"
FRIEND: I hate your more than words can express....
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ME: I'm so proud of my boyfriend.
FRIEND: Why?
ME: Cause last night he was so drunk he didn't recognize me.
FRIEND: Why would that make you proud?
ME: Cause when I tried to take his shirt off to change it he stopped me and said, "No, stop! I have a girlfriend."
FRIEND: Awww
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
