1. It's going to be one of those days. The voices in my head are fighting, my imaginary friends is running with scissors, and at one point one of my personalities wandered off.
2. If camera lenses are round why are pictures square?!?
3. Be warned: I'm bored. This could get dangerous.
4. I feel like I should clean the house, so I'm going to go lay down and wait until that feeling passes.
5. I don't understand why dentists in toothpaste ads have a stethoscope around their necks.
6. If you could read my mind you'd back away slowly then run for your life!!!
7. Dear Sleep, I'm sorry I hated you so much as a young kid...right now, I love you very much and I cherish every moment with you.
8. Welcome to my mind...please fasten your seat belt and keep your arms and legs in at all times. Don't feed the animals, drink the water, or talk to the voices. Enjoy the ride.
9. That awkward moment when you're not sure if something is your actual memory or if your brain made it up.
10. I don't just talk to myself. I talk to myself, get in a debate, lose and refuse to talk to myself for the rest of the day.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
