151. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
152. Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
153. Puberty is when parents get difficult.
154. I changed my password to “incorrect” so whenever I forget what it is, the computer will say “your password is incorrect.”
155. Everybody looks brace holding a machine gun.
156. Why yes, I do have a beautiful daughter. I also have a gun, a shovel and an alibi.
157. I used to have a handle on live but it broke.
158. I am responsible for what I say. I am not responsible for what you understand.
159. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I am totally flexible.
160. If you want breakfast in bed sleep in the kitchen.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
