Me: *hands in a piece of paper*
(Insert name): Let me guess, this is your Twitter and phone number?
Me: Haha, no what kind of fan do you think I am?
(Insert name): Then what is it?
Me: My address.
(Insert name):...
Me:...
(Insert name):...
Me: The front door will be unlocked.(Insert name):...
Me: I will be waiting.
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Me: *smiles at phone*
Mom: a boy?Me: a fanfiction.
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Me: this book is going to ruin my social life.
Me:
Me:
Me: well, it's not like I have one.
Me: *continues reading*
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...