1. I love to use big words to sound smart.... Oh, I meant utilizing gargantuan idioms to simulate intelligence.
2. We need a universal hand signal for "my parents don't know about that."
3. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST I don't blame you neither can I.
4. The longest five seconds in anyone's life is waiting to press the "Skip Ad" button on YouTube.
5. Why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like your fresh out the womb ready to join Gmail?
6. The fastest land mammal is the teenager who sees Mom pulling in the driveway and realizes they forgot to do some chores.
7. I swear microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.
8. It takes about 3.4 seconds for me to go from "this is the best day ever" to "I want to stab every human being on planet Earth".
9. That awkward moment when you know the full lyrics of over a 100 songs but can't remember any example of history you studied.
10. That awkward moment when there's a hair on your tongue and you have to try to get it off without looking like an idiot.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
