I dare Hic to walk in front of a police station,a hospital and his fan girls...Naked!
Jack: *still being Jackson* just do it...uncle Hic!
Jackson: *still being Jack* yeah,bud.
Hic: *groans* I'm doing this for the readers!
Merida: wait! Before ya take your clothes off,use this!*gives Hic a black piece of cardboard*.
Hic: what's this for?
Punzie: it'll be your censor! Duh!
Lia: we don't wanna see you naked!
Hic: *is naked and covering his front with the so called censor* I regret nothing!
Officer: *says in walky talky* we have a case of PDN-
Zen: *comes in wearing glasses* no need for the arrest officer for the Public Display of Nudity. you see the man who is nude right now is a Collogue of mine.
Officer: *gasps* are you the president hamburger lady?!
Officer: your friend is free to go ma'am, now. Can you please sign my forehead?*squeals*.
Zen: sure,Mr officer.*signs his forehead* there,bye!
Officer: wait till my coworkers see this!
Hic: this is natural people!*runs by*.
Doctor: oh my,that man needs to go to rehab!
Zen: hold it right there,doc! I am Pres. Zen. I would like you to not put that man in rehab for he is with me. Also,I'd like you two put this on your wall.*gives the doc a frame and leaves*.
*Doctor reads the content of the frame*
"Laughter is the best medicine,but if you laugh for no reazen,you need medizen."~Zen. P.S. Zen was here.
Doc: *sheds a tear* so,inspirational.
Hic: *running away then hides behind Zen* AHHHHHH!!! Help me!
Zen: *goes in front of the fan girls* hold it right there ladies!
Fangirls: And who are you?!
Zen: who am I? Oh surely you girls have recognized me?
Fangirls: *confused* we don't know who you are!
Zen: well then,let me introduce. I am Zen,Guardian of Meditation,surprisingly Still the president of America and one of the friends of this dude.*points to Hic*.
Fangirls: ...so?*says mockingly*.
Zen: *sighs* you asked for it. Guards! Take these fangirls away,for insulting the president.
Fangirls: wait what? She's serious?!*gets hand cuffed by guards* No! We're sorry! Yeah! So sorry!
Zen: nez,I'm still moody today,so enjoy prison!
Hic: *sighs in relief* thanks for saving me,Pres. Zen.
Zen: *grabs Hic's wrist* come along now,Chief of Berk.
Zen: I arrive with the Chief of Berk.*sits down and watches documentary*.
Abby: what is she doing?!
Athena: Ahhh!!! Documentary!
Summer: kill it!
Kate: it burns!
AthenAbbySummerKate: DIE!*smashes TV*.
Zen: *looks up* why in the world would you girls smash the TV?
Jack: Ja-I mean,Dad! What's wrong?
Jackson: Zen...is wearing...glasses!
Mer: but she wears glasses all the time.
Jackson: not sunglasses... Nerd glasses!
Punzelsa: THE BOOK IS ENDING!
Summer: it can't end!
Elsa: no,we meant was-
Punzie: instead of the world ending.
Elsa: its the book.
Hic: hope its not true.
Zen: *stands* now if you all would excuse me,I shall be in my room,reading a book.
Kate: ...that's normal.
Zen: about history.*leaves*.
Everyone else: ⊙︿⊙......
Hi...readers. Okay look,I'm not in the mood to do more dares. So can you guys please try and make me smile? My depression is taking over and its getting stronger. I don't know what I've been doing lately,I just snap out of it and see I'm doing something different from what I was supposed to do.
Well this is Zen. Bye...
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