Q&A- Part 2 (50 chapters later)
Before we start, I just wanna thank everyone for the many questions 👏🏼👌🏼😊
Q&A
Zayn:
- Can I steal you from the boys? (I have a lot of cookies and can take you anywhere!)
Jayn like cookiesh, but boysh will be shad. And shtealing ish bad.
- How can you think Louis is irritating? I would die to spend a second with him.
Loueh likesh to make me mad! Loueh ish iww...itating.
- Will you be my bro?
Yesh, Jayn can be bwo. Loueh shaysh bwo to Leeyum and Niall!
- Why don't you start kindergarten, it will be fun!
Jayn in kindewgawden now. It'sh fun, you come too!
- When are you going to accept them as [fathers] dads?
Matt hash a dad. And Will. And Ewic. Jayn has daddy but he mean, but...It'sh okay. Jayn won't cwy now...Jayn have boysh.
- YOU'RE SO FREAKING CUTE 😍😘😘😘😙 WHY??
Uh eh thanksh, uhmm Jayn cool too ☺️
- How are you doing buddy?
Am gweat, buddy! Voof!
- I hope you know that not all daddy's are bad but if one of the boys were to be the daddy u deserved, who would it be?
Jayn know now, but Jayn don't want daddy. I like Matt'sh dad, me want Matt'sh dad. Ewic dad ish nice too.
- What is your favorite thing to do? By the way, YOU ARE SOO ADORABLE!!! CAN WE BE FRIENDS?
Jayn love to dwaw, watch tv, eat, play Lego, play fyfa, but Loueh not let me play! Yash, Jayn have two fwiendsh now.
- Which character do you like the most in Pokémon?
What ish Poképhone? Ish it when you become puppy and get flowesh on head?
- Does Liam act like your dad the most?
No, Liam ish much much much bettew. Liam ish like Jayn'sh...uh Liam ish like...Jayn'sh mum. Liam ish Jayn'sh mum!
- What is your favorite thing about kindergarten?
Jayn like to play with shupewhewoesh and dwaw and play outside with Matt and Ewic! We play with cawsh and we shwing and Will teach Jayn how to shwing alone.
- Can we be friends?
Okay.
- Hey Zayn, do you mind if I be your kindergarten teacher? We can shit wherever you want, play on swings and I'm pretty good at drawing too.
Okay! Yesh, you dwaw Jayn and push me on shwingsh and shit- what a teachew?
- Zayn, are the boys annoying? Especially when it comes to kindergarten, cutting your hair and not letting you come with them?
The boysh want Jayn to cut haiw! And they leave in kindewgawden and they go alone to "meeting with Shimon". Mawia shay they busy, and that ish sho bowing!
- What is the thing that you hate the most about them?
Jayn hate that Hawwy not wake up and Louis not let Hawwy wake up and Niall eat pancakes too fasht and Niall pick the haiw in noshe in bathwoom (Jayn see it) and Louis not let Jayn play fyfa and Loueh smile at Ewic and Liam make noishe when he sleep.
- Zayn, why are you and Will not friends? He is nice, isn't he?
Jayn wanna be fwiendsh with Will, but Will don't want to...I think
- You're so fucking cute don't say that word though.
Oh thank you. What wowd? Fakking? Jayn ish fakking cute! Hihihi 😊
- Do you ever wanna leave the boys?
No!
- Why are you so cute?
Hehe Jayn cute becaushe Jayn cute.
- Can you sing?
Yesh. Leeyum shing in the showew and Jayn lishten and then Jayn shing with!
- What happened to Wali?
She-she...Jayn don't know 😞
- What would you do if Wali came back?
Jayn be mean and don't shay hello and then not talk.
- How is life?
Huh? It'sh good
- How's kindergarten?
Fun!
- Do you love me?
No, Jayn only love Nawiall, Leeyum, Hawwy and Loueh. And mum...and Wali.
- Zayn, if management forced the boys to send you away, would you still love them?
What ish magement? Jayn love boysh becaushe they pwomishe not to shend me away! 😊
- Zayn, I hope you know the boys love you very much, do you know that kiddo?
Oh...yesh Jayn know. I love too.
- Are you ever going to call the boys something different from their names, like dad or daddy
Uhm no, boysh ish Jayn'sh boysh not daddy. They not like daddy.
- Who's your favorite out of the four guys?
Leeyum. Leeyum and Loueh.
Louis:
- Love u boo, will you marry me?
Sure why not, let's have kids as well 😂
- If you mess with Zayn again we're gonna jump you kapeesh
I didn't quite understand that, but I take it that I shouldn't mess with Zayn 🤔
- You're brilliant with handling kids. Planning any kids of your own soon?
Well, even though it's quite early, I think Zayn is one. I don't love him like I love my brother, y'know? But getting married and all that, it would have to wait when my life slows down and I'm a free man. For now, I'm enjoying life ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- How much do you love Zayn?
As much as you love me, maybe more. Definitely more.
- Can we have another Zouis, Louis?
Zouis will never die ✌🏼️
- Stop making my baby say shitting before we fight and also are you and Harold dating?
😂
And yes.
- From 1-10 how much do u dislike Simon?
Favorite question so far! The answer is 11
- Why do you hate Simon sooo much?
Well if you were asleep the last chapter, let me tell you that I dislike him because he deserves to be dislike. He deserves to be hated because all he cares about is the fucking money 😠
- Are you planning to have any kids soon? You know, like your own son and name him, oh I don't know, Freddie Tomlinson maybe?
Wow that was pretty random. Haven't thought that into the future, but if I'm gonna get married and all, it would have to be after the band. But yeah, the name Freddie is nice.
- Are you crazy about Zayn?
Who's not crazy about him? He's a complete angel with a tiny devilish side and he's shy and has a horrid past, but he still trudged forward.
- What is your favorite joke?
That's a hard one...hmm. I don't know, probably something to do with Liam's choice of clothes.
- Describe Zayn in three words?
Innocent. Cute. Kind. 💕
- R u gonna give Zayn up to them?
Like hell. I dont want to, but at the same time I don't know how to be able to keep him. That bastard has clearly made his mind.
- Louis, can you make a plans so they can't take Zayn away?
I'm trying, but I've got nothing at the moment. I don't want to see Zayn's trust and love for us disappear.
Liam:
- Will you use a spoon if Zayn asks you to?
Well, I don't like used spoons. That's why I'm a bit jittery when feeding him, but I can manage yeah. It depends on the food, really. If it's something messy and something I dislike, then I'd have to give the job to one of the other boys.
- What's interesting about Zayn?
He's so pure. He knows nothing of the world, and I fear he has been disclosed from the world all his life. He only knows what he has experienced, and he's a pretty smart kid. The world makes him curious and I don't think he's fully aware of what has happened to him. I wanna change his view of things, show him love like nobody has. Despite never getting much love, he can love so much. I'm sure he'll grow up to become a caring person.
- How's it going with Sophia? Do you guys still keep in touch?
Eh...not really. I mean, I tried to mend things but she denied. It hurt, I don't understand how it doesn't when you've been with someone for so long. But I think I'm feeling better now. I'm sure we'll move on, it's just disappointing to know that she isn't the one.
- How do you view your relationship with Zayn. Is it a parent or kid relationship?
Yeah, I feel like a kind of parent. It's a nice and warming feeling. I don't know if he will ever accept me as his father, but I sure hope so. But I don't exacty feel like a dad, y'know, so I understand why he doesn't look at us like that. I feel more like a guardian. Whether that has with our circumstances with fame or Zayn's situation as a troubled child...I don't know.
- Can you make Zayn get a haircut?
Oh god, I've tried soo much. I tell him he needs a haircut and all he does is shake his head as if he knows better and say, "No, Leeyum, no."
- Will you marry me, I'm waaay better than hoephia...?
😂 Let's just pretend I didn't read this....
- What would you do if you had to leave Zayn forever?
This question was sent before what happened this morning, so I'm going to refrain from screaming. I bet it was your quetion that jinxed my fate. Anyways, I agree with Louis. We're going to do everything in our power to convince Simon. Which is not exactly promising :(
- What's your reaction to Zayn's toy Liam?
I think he's pretty cute.The fact that his name is Ziam is pretty funny. I always wonder how he found the name. He said his mother gave it to him. I remember him never being able to sleep with it, still can't, but at least now he's comfortable to sleep with us.
- Do you think the other boys are good job taking care of Zayn?
Louis is a bit reckless, but it's not like I don't trust him with Zayn. So yeah, we're all getting better day by day though which is great since we lost him the first week (¬_¬) and he got sick like the second :/
- Do you like spending time with Zayn?
- Are you crazy about Zayn?
Definitely. Zayn is a child you can just like sit and admire for hours. His behavior, his reaction to things. He really is the most innocent and cutest.
- What was the last thing you did before adopting Zayn?
Well, I remember I was Skype-calling my parents when Simon called for the meeting. The meeting he had apparently already planned as a charity case 🙄
- Can you be my teddy bear?
Nah, but I can give you a teddy bear.
- Would you like it if Zayn called you dad?
I mean, sure I would love it. But I'm a bit unsure if I'm really a dad. If we actually deserve that label. I think if Zayn calls me dad, I'll be more happy he's perception of the words has changed.
- R u gonna give Zayn up to them?
Of course not. Never, I'll try my absolute best, and if that isn't enough then I'll hide him under my bed.
- Liam please don't give Zayn to them please. Pretty pelase, o don't want to see Zayn have the worst nightmare, please keep him.
It hurts so much to think about this. I agree with you. Like Louis said, we don't want Zayn to loose the trust he has finally put in us. He's so loving, he desveres to be loved. If Simon doesn't change his mind, all jokes aside, I don't know what I'll actually do. This will crush him 😣
- Liam, don't give up Zayn okay?
As much as I wish I could, I can't promise anything.
Niall:
- Who's more handomse, Liam or Louis?
You wanna get me trouble, don't you? Well, Liam's pretty handsome and Louis' not far behind, but yeah.
- Niall do u really want kiddo to go to another family?
Of course not, do you people not get that I DO NOT WANT THIS. SIMON IS A....JERK. (* looks around carefully*)
- Are u gonna give Zayn up to them?
🤐🤐🤐🤐 this is us four.
- How much food have you ate?
What a cool question. Me and the boys, we ate Chinese Manchurian.
- Are you crazy about Zayn?
Yes. He's too precious to not be crazy about. The poor lad deserves the world.
- Who's your least favorite member of one direction?
Oh god, I'll still take the salmon over this question. Well....I'd say...oh god, just give me an alternative. (Louis stop glaring at me, I wasn't even going to say your name.)
- Will you share your food with Zayn?
Yeah, I mean if he wants it then I will.
- Will you marry me my Irish muffin?
If you can provide me with an Irish muffin, then yeah.
- How are you?
I'm frustrated and annoyed and angry, but physically I'm fine, thanks for asking 🙂
- I like how there's no drama with you, please stay like that. Ps. Love you
Thank you, lots of love to you too 🙃
- Do you share your food with Zayn?
Course I do, but if he's late then I can't exactly guarantee not having eaten my part. Besides, we're four boys. Any one of us can share with him.
Harry:
- Harry back off Lou is mine. I thought we were eBay friends how could you do this to me?
I'm sorry I betrayed you, next time I'll send you a text before I do
- What's your favorite thing about Zayn?
Personality-wise? His ability to still stay nice. Kids his age miss one of their parents a lot and not having either of them is painful. It makes me happy to see that he doesn't let it bother him. The day it does, then we haven't done a good job.
- Spend more time with Niall, Harry. I ship you and Niall!
I'll spend more time with a frog as well, ma'am. That is if you ship me with a frog. [Don't worry, I love Nialler]
- What do you think Simon is up to?
Now that I know what he's up to, I think I'll just answer this with: when is he never up to something?
- You're gay af and I love that about you. I know u got some sparkly boots can I have them?
Thank you, and no I love my boots. And I only have one pair of the golden ones. And if you're referring to the brown sparkly ones then I only have two pairs of those. Sorry for the inconvenience.
- Can you give me the recipe of the best food you can cook?
Hmm, spaghetti and I can bake pretty well. I'm sure you know why...but I can make a pretty good croissant. Hit me up on the next concert and I'll explain it to you.
- Are you crazy about Zayn?
Yes. He is one to be crazy about.
- Please don't give up on Zayn yet?
I'm trying love, we're trying. We don't want to do this either. We'll keep fighting. But right now, I don't see a way of light.
- Hazza, you need to do something please.
I'm trying.
- Do you have any special feelings for any of the lads in a romantic way or is it just bromance?
No Liam me and Niall we're all bros.
- R u actually gonna give Zayn up plzz don't
I don't know. We're not, of course, but I don't think we can keep him either.
- Harry screw what Simon says, do what you feel is best okay?
That's what I think! Unfortunately, the contract that has my signature on disagrees.
All:
- if Zayn were to call one of you dad what would you do and who do you think it would be if he wasn't so afraid of the word?
Liam: hmm, that's a hard one. Who does he seek comfort with?
Niall: you. But who does he try to find when he wants to play?
Louis: me. And protection? He runs to me for that as well.
Harry: I think he comes to me for protection. He feels a sense of security in all of us though.
Niall: I think it's up to him. It depends on his perspective and what it changes to when it Ickes to the word dad/daddy.
- I'm really curious what your relationship with Zayn is. Is it of brother, or father and son?
Liam: guardian
Niall: father
Louis: guardian though I try to give him love like a father.
Harry: guardian
Me (the author, hello 😊) :
- If you could do absolutely anything for a day what would you do?
I would write a chapter for each story, complete the current book I'm reading (Fever Code), watch several more episode of Stranger Things (have just started) and complete all my due assignments.
- Favorite memory ever?
I'm not sure if this was for any of the characters or me haha. The question didn't say. Well, my fav memory is when I travelled to England with my friend's family.
- You're amazing, keep going. Do you practice talks with any kids? Cause you're so into it.
Thank you! Not really, but I have a sister who is two years old. Ever since I started writing this book, I study her behavior and her way of developing a lot.
- What made you write this incredible story?
The first fics I read on here were Zayn sickfics and 1D adoption fics. They inspired me a lot, and I like to write when I'm inspired. But I never really got into it since it had been done so much and it was kind of old days. Then one day I thought of Zayn as a baby and bam the drafts just kept on getting longer.
- How long have you been writing baby Jayn and did you get any bad messages or comments that you obviously dislike?
I think it's been a year? Maybe a year and a half. Fortunately no bad comments or messages have been thrown my way, only love. Everybody was very doubtful how a child could clean the boys' image, now that you understand Simon's charity plan, you know how/why!
- How do you get these ideas! So far, this book is the most addictive kidfic so obviously I love it! Ilysm for creating this story and killing me with cuteness overload 😄😄 *Hugs*
😘😘 Thank you so much! 💕❤️❤️ The ideas are just experiences from my own childhood and things I pick up from my two year old sister. Ive stared studying kids Jayn's age as well.
- Are you going to include perrie in this as a kid too? How about the other little mix girls? As kids or adults, like the other 1D boys?
Well....since I've tagged her...I'll just tell ya. The answer is yes. She will be in this story...in kid form. But I am unsure of the rest of the girls. It's a possibility, but I can't confirm it yet.
- Argh I love every chapter that you give us
Thank you, I love the support you guys give back! 😘❤️☺️🙈💕💕😍
- What was the main inspiration for starting this book?
My sister, Zayn freakin Malik and OT5 ❤️
- I love you
I love you too xx 🙈☺️☺️☺️💕
- Don't do this, please. Are you seriously going to send Zayn away?
I have a lot planned, this isn't the only bump on this long journey 🙃 Can't say anything, but do remember that the boys can't do much, they're under contracts! 😕
- I love you ❤️ and your story is so cute and amazing 😉 love ❤️
Love you too 💞💞💞 thank you 😜❤️
Also, I have a story for you guys.
Remember when Zayn went to the pizza palace for the first time? Well, my mum's a pretty healthy person so she cut off our pizza for like a month. Now, after I published the chapter, the following Sunday my mom brought pizza...after such a time gap. Hold on there's more.
Remember when the boys bought Legos for Zayn? That wasn't really planned, I just thought of it while writing the chapter. I was on a writing spree that day since my mum wasn't home. When she did get home she brought Legos for my two year old sister O.O
Creepy yet? There's even more.
Zayn was supposed to start kindergarten November 1st, but I didn't want to drag it so I made him start in the middle of October. My sister was supposed to start kindergarten in the middle of October but my mum and she were traveling so instead she started 1 November. And I found out that she was starting kindergarten days after I had posted the chapter.
Everything that happens to Jayn, somehow happens to my sister. I think I'm gonna write that Zayn got a tv in his room which he gave to one of the boys. I mean, you never know 😏😂
All the love, thank you guys so much for the great support! I'm excited for the rest of the journey, hope you are too! Buckle up! 😘
Update coming soon x 😘❤️