Harry Hook x Reader Oneshots [DISCONTINUED]

Harry Hook X Reader [Not-Your-Average-Princess]

Harry Hook x Reader [Not-Your-Average-Princess]

    CORONAVIRUS CAN SUCK MY ASS
    I've been a depressed little nugget watching *very* old markiplier videos. Its (checks date) friday, and I'm sitting in my room for the fifth hour today. And i decided ya know what? I'm gonna do something productive! So here I am writing shitty fanfiction. Productive! Guys, ik everyone's saying this now, but coronavirus is getting worse (where I live at least) and PLEASE stay safe, I love yall and I hope you dont go fucking insane like I have! This one, Harry, and Uma came with the VK's in the first one, so everyone has the persona they did in the first descendants.

May I just say that yes, I did base this character's persona off myself! XDXDXD
    W A R N I N G!!!! This is WAYYY more vulgar than my other stories. *and long*

    (i think yall know the drill by now but this is your outfit)
Y/N POV
    I walked to the lunch room with (BFF name) and sat down at our usual table. I poked at my food with my fork. I am the daughter of Jasmine. However I can (and very much will) fight a bitch. I'm pretty vulgar, and I'm not afraid of shit. I only have one friend, (BFF name) and she's a VK, daughter of Jafar actually. She and I were put as roommates and we didn't tell eachother who our parents were until after a week. Honestly, people think my dad's Jafar, and her mom's Jasmine. We were both shocked when we found out each other's parents. But we became closer ever since. Anyway, she and I were eating our shitty cafeteria lunch, and talking about classes.
    "I never believed it to be possible for FG to get more boring." I muttered, poking the gelatinous substance.
    "I feel like you're going to get transferred to the VK class with your attitude!"
    "And you'll be transferred out of it with your bullshitty class pet attitude." I retorted.
    (BFF name) snorted and shrugged as if to say 'eh you're not wrong.' My eyes wandered around the room and I spotted Audrey stalking toward us.
    "Here comes the bitchiest asshole in school." I said once she became within earshot.
    Her face flushed with anger and she turned toward (BFF name).
    "Stay the fuck out of my turf VK slut." She scathed.
    "OI." I said loud enough to get the entire cafetiria's attention.
    "Want something?" she said, trying to be intimidating. But I could see the fear poking through.
    I stood up.
    "Yeah, I just had a quick question um, who the FUCK do you think you are?"
    "Listen, I'm trying to put this little shit in her place, you of all people should understand."
    (BFF name) looked crossed between happy, proud, terrified, and disapproving all at once.
    "Y/N, really it's not worth it!"
    "Oh FUCK that! She decided to be a bitch and insult you because of her deadass, twisted version of reality where she's the center of the fucking universe, and she needs to learn the consiquences!" I said while cracking my knuckles.
    Audrey decised to be a dumb bitch, and tried to make matters worse for herself.
    "Excuse me for trying to tell this no good piece of shit-"
    I rolled my eyes and waited for her to finish her rant, but she said the one word that made me snap.
    "-fatass!"
    (BFF name) was self conscious *for no reason* about her weight and saying anything in relation to that made her break.
I could see her shatter next to me. My eyes turned deadly, but Audrey didn't notice the lethal persona I was giving. I threw my fist forward, and I landed a perfect punch to Audrey's face. She let out a screech and held her bleeding nose. I knew it wasn't broken, I knew what it felt like to break someone's nose (don't ask how), but she started screaming about how I had ruined her 'beautiful' face.
    "Oh honey, if anything I made it look better." I said in a falsely sweet tone.
    I then grabbed (BFF name) by the elbow and led her out of the cafeteria. (BFF's name) was scolding me half-heartedly about how I shouldn't start fights, but I could see the other part of her was happy that I had defended her. We had our next class together, and someone came in and asked to see me. I cracked my neck and prepared to be yelled at. FG didn't look mad, she just looked disappointed.
    "I really expect more from you Y/N, with your mother being Jasmine and all."
    "Well I'm not my mom." I said, keeping my face even.
    "Even so, you shouldnt start fights!"
    "Pardon me ma'am, but you seemed to have left out an important detail. Audrey was bullying my friend and I wasn't about to sit there and let it happen. Isn't what all that 'bystander' shit is about?"
    "If you see someone bullying another student, then get a teacher or staff member!"
    "WHAT WOULD THEY HAVE DONE?" I said, raising my voice. "THE STAFF MEMBERS WON'T DO SHIT."
    FG sighed and rubbed her temples.
    "I'm sending you to the VK class. You clearly don't know how to act in this school."
    "Great." I said sarcastically.
    I stood up and walked out.