Harry Hook x Reader Oneshots [DISCONTINUED]

Harry Hook X Chesire! Reader

My name is Y/N Cat. Daughter of the Cheshire cat. How that worked out? I have no idea. But dear old dad didn't leave me with nothing. I have a purple cat tail and a pair of lighter purple ears. My smile is normal, but I do have the "power" to turn invisible. Which was always fun. I was on the Isle because a half-cat was apparently too dangerous for perfect princesses. Harry Hook was my best friend since we were children. He was so kind and helpful when I felt like jumping off a cliff. I'll admit, I was a little interested. Uma was my pure enemy. She hated me for some unknown reason, but kept me around.
"What's my name?!" Uma screamed in my face.
"Shrimpy!" Gil shouted from somewhere behind me.
I almost collapsed in laughter but I bit my lip. Uma growled and sent him out. Harry sat down beside me and pulled my tail. I squeaked and glared at him.
"Didn't you ever learn not to pull a cat's tail?" I said.
"No, what happens if I do?"
"This!"
I lunged at him and tackled him to the ground with a playful smile on my face. He smirked and grabbed my shoulders before flipping over so he was on top. I scrunched up my nose and tried to get out but he was too strong.
"Ugh! Fine I give." I scowled.
Harry chuckled but didn't let me up.
"Harry . . . let me go."
He didn't move.
"HARRY!" I squealed.
"Ah~ maybe I'll take a nap right here." he smirked as he laid his head on my chest.
"Nooo! You're so heavy!"
"Y/N stop fooling around! I need you to get something."
"Don't blame me! Blame Harry!"
"I DON'T CARE. JUST GET THE STUFF." (A.N *snifffff*)
I rolled my eyes and Harry stood up. He grabbed my hand and pulled me up, accidentally pulling me against his chest. I felt my face heat up and I saw Uma glare in my peripheral vision.
"GO Y/N."
"Alright, don't get your panties in a twist."
I walked out of the shop, my tail swaying gently.
*Time skip, because I can't think of an errand that Uma would need.*
When I returned I saw an uncomfortable Harry with Uma plopped on his lap, her arms around his neck. He looked like he wanted nothing more than to push her off. Harry met my eyes, and I winked at him. He smirked and I turned invisible. I brushed my fingers along his arm to show that I was there. I grabbed one of Uma's fingers and bent is backwards. (A.N Wouldn't that be great tho?? Also, OWWWWW.) Uma screeched and let go. I then shoved her onto the floor and ran to the other side of the room to turn visible. I shook the door handle to make the bell sound.
"Hey I'm back- woah, what happened here?"
"I DON'T KNOW!"
Harry smiled at me and was obviously trying not to laugh.
"WELL? YOU GONNA HELP ME UP OR WHAT?!"
"Sorry Captain." Harry said and did so.
When he pulled her up, I saw her shoot a smirk at me and she used the momentum to press herself against him and full on kiss him. I got this weird feeling in my gut and I saw that Harry looked like he wanted to vomit which made me laugh aloud.
"Excuse me? Ya got a problem Y/N?"
"Yeah I do. You don't realize the effect you're having on him do you?"
"Excuse me? Do you want to walk the plank? No one likes a wet kitty." (A.N*cough*)
"No one likes a slutty, touch starved, tits deep in denial pirate either."
There were other pirates gathering and watching us like it'd be a tennis match.
"Oh I'm in denial? What about you, always flirting with Harry when he's clearly not interested?" she spat.
I actually collapsed laughing.
"Are you serious? If you're "picking up" on those signs, why didn't you notice Harry's face when you were getting handsy."
"You didn't hear what he told me!"
"What?" I said, not thinking that she actually had any dirt.
"Well~ he told me that he just hangs out with you because he pitied you. He doesn't even like you as a friend. He just thinks you're a waste of a life and you don't deserve to be here."
That struck a nerve. She noticed that and smirked. She walked back up to Harry and wrapped her arms around him. I shot a look at him, while he looked immensely guilty.
"Not helping you outta this one Hook. She's PERFECT for you." I said and left.
"Y/N-"
I ignored him and left the shop.
*Another time brought to you by that one person that is annoyingly oblivious*
I sat in my room, at my desk, drawing. Obviously feeling like crap, before I sighed.
"I like him don't I?"
"Like who?~"
I jumped and hissed as Harry walked into my room. I rolled my eyes as he smirked slightly and sa
"Y/N, I know you probably won't believe me, but I never said that about you. And TRUST ME, I have NEVER felt any interest for Uma."
I laughed slightly and sat next to him.
"I know you probably didn't say any of that, but what hurt was that you wouldn't defend me. You just sat there and let me take it."
"If I helped you would have said you could have done it yourself."
I laughed again.
"Yeah, I'm a double standard bi-"
"But there's something else I wanted to say." Harry cut me off, chuckling. "I've known you since we were in the second grade, and I don't want to think of what would happen if you weren't in my life."
"You and Uma would be a thing."
Harry shudders.
"I said I didn't want to think about it!" He says jokingly. "Anyway, the point is that I need you. To the point to where it's more than friends."
"I think I know what you're trying to say." I said.
I turned toward him and kissed him. But I pulled away short and I (jokingly) spat in the other direction.
"Ew! You still taste like Uma!"
Harry laughed and wrapped his arms around my waist. I finally had him.