Harry Hook x Reader Oneshots [DISCONTINUED]

Harry Hook X Reader [Pick Up Lines]

Harry Hook x Reader [Pick up lines]

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Harry and I had this weird relationship. We weren't dating, but we would flirt like we were. He used all these cheesy pick-up lines on me, and I would find comebacks for them. It was really entertaining, but we weren't in a relationship.
Harry sat across from me at the lunch table and gave me his award winning smirk.
"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"
"I was about to ask you the same thing!"
Harry choked on his water in laughter. Once he composed himself, he tried again.
"Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?"
"Sure! I need the target practice."
At this point I was laughing to.
"Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?"
"Actually it's just you, because you just crashed and burned."
"Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?"
"Sorry there's been a mistake, I wished for a charming and handsome man."
"Feel my shirt, it's boyfriend material."
"It seems really clingy and hard to maintain."
"Okay okay! Enough! I surrender!" He laughed.
I smiled confidently and stuck my tongue at him jokingly. He stood up and came around the table to sit next to me. I smirked at him as he looked at me. He got closer to me, and my face began to turn red. He smirked at me and placed his lips on mine. My face exploded in blush. I placed my hands on his neck and he put his own on my waist. He pulled away gently and I was clearly not okay.
"Do I need a pickup line for that, love?"
I shook my head and kissed him again.