♤^Party Poison

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(A/n)

I found out I don't like Poison because I relate to him too much, oh

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Anyone's got a request, suggestion or something? I'm running out of ideas, hhhhh

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•It's kinda difficult to express feelings to each other like what people would call "normal"
•But you know you like each other a lot
•Sometimes the "stop doing this shit, you idiot" is expressing love
•It's pretty noticeable because he cares if you're going to die and it's not solely for interest
•Not to mention there are some moments like, if it was someone else who screwed up, he'll give them a lecture, but will say nothing if it was you
•There are some cute moments
•You go randomly to his room to cuddle and rant about something from your past/day
•He loves listening to you talking
•Both of you dancing to and singing Doctor D's old tapes

•You two being like "The reckless bitch and the responsible one"
•Basically Poison doing stupid things and you covering it for him or vice-versa

"Neck kisses, coffee dates & midnight car rides."
"I want to sleep in your stupid shirts and hold your stupid hand"
"Neck kissing is like heaven, except it mainly makes you breathe really hard and want to commit a lot of sins right then."
"How do you tell someone politely you want to push them against a wall and make out with them?"
"Have you ever just watched someone move or talk or laugh and you're like, 'wow, how the fuck is everything you do so hot?'"
"I don't care about fancy dates. I'm cool with chilling in your shirt throwing my legs over you and watching movies."
•Free interpretation [consider it being from Poison to (kj/n) or from (kj/n) to Poison]

•Poison's actually really selfish of his things, but not really when it comes to you
•He even lets you wear his jacket if you want
•Very protective of you
•Poison: Get less than five feet near (kj/n) and you'll be dust
•Sometimes he's like "You're the world to me"
•But then 5 seconds later he'll be like "(Kj/n)? Just another person, whatever"
•Still, he loves you
•What made you fall for him is the way he looks at you knowing there's something worth looking at

•You two adopted a cactus and it's got their Killjoy name
•Prickly Greeny, that's the cactus' name
•It's just a random cactus in the desert and you can't really identify it apart from the others, so every cactus with a specific human-like shape is Prickly Greeny
•Jet: Why don't you, like, mark Prickly Greeny or something
(Kj/n): We don't want our kid having any tattoo

•It's difficult dealing with Poison's narcissistic arse, but whatever
•You've already learnt how deal with that
•His anger bursts are a different point, though
•He gets really impulsive, rude and doesn't think before acting
•Sometimes that leads to him hurting you
•He notices the shit he did because you get distant, leading to him wanting to get your attention again at any costs, turning very clingy
•Eventually you give it up since there's no advantage in being in bad terms with someone you need to live with
•Sometimes you're too stressed and end up hurting him too
•Mental health is difficult in the desert

•When you're in bad terms with Poison, Jet will be the one to listen to your rants or advice you on how to make it up with Poison
•You presume Poison does the same because Jet's advices are extremely specific

•Vanity Nights, that's how you call it
•You paint each other's nails and dye your hairs again while talking about random things [mostly gossiping] and acting like city girls just for fun
•Sometimes Ghoul joins you, but he gets bored fast and falls asleep
•Jet also joins you some times because he is very good at hair styling
•Kobra just watches it from far while judging. "Idiots."
•The thing is that he got his hair bleached for the first time in one of these nights, not to mention he never removed his the orange polish off his nails, it was there until everything was inevitably peeled off

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