MCR Imagines And Oneshots

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[Tour Bus, 3a.m.]

(Y/n): *the only up, looking through memes*

(Y/n): *fails in suppressing laughter and does it very loud*

Everyone: *groans* Not again

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(Y/n): Why does it have to be Ray of sunshine

Ray: Wh-

(Y/n): Why can't it be of moonshine

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Frank: I'm thirsty

Mikey: I guess we will make a stop on the next gas station

Gerard: What would he drink in a gas station

(Y/n): *shoots a 'really?' look* Gasoline, Gerard, maybe diesel

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(Y/n): Frank in a plank

(Y/n): Gerard in a yard

(Y/n): Ray in a tray

(Y/n): Mikey in a... *looks around thinking*

(Y/n): Mikey has a hickey

Mikey: nO

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Gerard: Hey, (y/n), how are you?

(Y/n): I'm n-

Gerard: No answers with songs references

(Y/n): Oh. Then I don't know how I am

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(Y/n): *laughs at a joke about short people*

Frank: You're going to hell

(Y/n): Okay, can you reserve the seat 1A5 for me, please?

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(Y/n): Why is the romance so chemical

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Gerard and (y/n): *sharing food*

(Y/n): Gimme more

Gerard: More, gimme more, gimme more
Oh, let me tell you about the sad man

(Y/n): Shut up and let me see your jazz hands

Gerard: Remember when you were a madman

(Y/n): Thought you was Batman and hit the party with a gas can

Gerard: Kiss me, you-

(Y/n): *Interrupts him with a kiss*

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Mikey: I didn't think you could do that, (y/n)

(Y/n): ...

Mikey: It really hurt me... I'm sorry, but I can't live this way anymore

(Y/n): ...

Mikey: I do love you, but... I'll jump

Mikey: *jumps*

(Y/n): I already told you I drank your coffee because I didn't know it was yours. Come on, I'll buy you another one. Don't stand on the couch again, it will screw it up.

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Ray: What? They? Chill?

Ray: Let (y/n), Frank and Gerard unsupervised that they'll summon Satan and have tea with him

Ray: Mikey will just watch and exchange someone's soul for a unicorn

Ray: That's definitely not chill

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(Y/n): People think our band worship Satan.

(Y/n): But the truth is,

(Y/n): He's on the band.

(Y/n): Isn't it, Frankie?

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[Everyone finishing to decorate the Christmas tree]

(Y/n): Why to put a star up there if Ray shines more

Everyone: Wh-

(Y/n): Ray shines more

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(Y/n): Oh, look a mistletoe

Frank: This is the 5th timE TODAY WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL THIS MISTLETOE COMING FROM

Frank: *sighs and leans in*

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[Gerard and (y/n) laying in bed with foreheads pressed together, looking at each other's eyes. Everything is silent.]

Gerard: *sneezes*

(Y/n): *startled* *falls from bed*

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Ray: No, like, please

(Y/n): No

Ray: Please

(Y/n): Fuck, no

Ray: Why? Please, let me

(Y/n): Stop before I punch you

Ray: *silent*

(Y/n): Before I punch you

(Y/n): With my mouth

(Y/n): Against yours

(Y/n): Softly

(Y/n): *batting eyelashes* Because I love you

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[(Y/n) and Mikey traveling somewhere]

Mikey: *trying to find the nearest Starbucks*

(Y/n): *rolls eyes* *helps*

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