Bucky Barnes One Shots - EDITING

10. Mission: Sam's Icy Pants

Its almost Christmas, I'm so excited that I watched Home Alone like 15 times today omg IT'S NEARLY CHRISTMAS I need to calm down

Published: 22nd December 2020

Edited: 8th January 2023

Word Count: 1474

It was a full house in the Avengers tower

On a very hot day

With everyone in the same room

Yeah, not very cool like anywhere

It was also really awkward as Steve, who was opposite you, was staring into space, but it looked like he was staring right at you with his arms folded - you were about to ask him if he was mad at you, but you thought against it

Clint was sat cross- legged directly in front of a fan and speaking into it so he sounded like Darth Vader, and was next to Thor, who was sprawled out on the floor like a starfish, with his long hair spread out

Tony was too hot to be touching metal and tinkering with his suit, so he was just kind of sat there, fazed out with Bruce, who was laying on the floor with cold test tubes and beakers on him and under his shirt, which made him look very weird

Sam had a stack of paper on the table next to him, and he was scrunching pieces up and throwing them into a bin at the other side of the room, occasionally making paper aeroplanes

It just so happened that this bin was near Bucky, so he "accidentally" hit him every time

Natasha and Wanda were talking and eating cylindrical ice pops, and as most of the people in the room were guys, no one was really looking at them

Steven was fanning himself with a magazine that was probably Tony's as it had himself on it- you were sat next to him, meaning he was fanning you at the same time as you stared at Bucky, who happened to be burning up with the heat of his metal arm against him (and getting hit in the head by pieces of flying paper)

It looked like it was actually burning his skin, and this concerned you a little bit

Bucky caught everyone's attention when he shot up out of his seat with an idea springing into his head, which had hair that was tied up with a bright, pink fluffy bobble with a bunny rabbit on it because he didn't give a damn

Your eyes followed your boyfriend into the kitchen, where he almost tore the freezer door off and stuck his arm in it

"Don't you think you spent enough time in the ice?" Steve said as you laughed a bit and stood up to join him

"Says you, bitch" Bucky replied, earning a "Language!" back

As you came to a stop behind him, you snaked your arms around his waist and leaned your forehead on the bottom of his neck, looking down at his magnificent ass

"Not quite America's ass, Buck" you said and felt him move as he laughed

He reached around with his right arm and pulled you next to him, so that you could be close and cool at the same time

A mischievous smirk appeared on his face and you felt nervous as to what he was about to say
"I dare you to put this down the front of Sam's pants- don't worry if you see his... Y'know... This is a mission- maybe try and seduce him a bit" a laugh escaped him as he explained your mission

You turned red- your boyfriend was telling you to do this

"What do I get if I do?" You asked, smirking a bit

"I'll, uhh... Take my shirt off I guess- I'm fucking ripped. Also, a make-out session" he smirked, knowing you'll do anything if you git to make out afterwards