Steve: Guys, I lost Tony in the crowd.
Peter: Don't worry I got this. *yells* I HATE PETER PARKER!!
Tony: *flies above the crowd in his suit* Who said that so I can feed them some repluser!
Steve: Found him!
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Tony: *standing over the ashes of Wakanda* KID, HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU MANAGE TO DESTROY ALL OF WAKANDA!!!??!!??!
Shuri: The memes are strong in this one.
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Shuri: *does something stupid*
Peter: Wakanda nonsense is that?
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Peter, in a dark room wearing a blank blanket: Mr. Snuggles, I am your father.
Tony: *walks in, casting light on Peter and a stuffed bear with lightsabers* really, kid?
Peter: But, Mr. Dad!!
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Peter: The force may be with you, but the memes are with me. *holds out his hand, his phone comes to his hand*
Ned: wow.
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Peter: I mean it's all done, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadadadadadadadadad *starts tap dancing with jazz hands*
Tony: ?
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Peter: Mr. Stank, can you sign here?
Tony: when'd you meet that guy?
Peter: what guy?
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Groot: I am Groot
Shuri: I! Am Groot.
Peter: I, I am Groot.
Everyone else: what are they taking about?
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Spider-Son One Shots
Fanfiction98.99999999999999999% angst, but 100% of Spider-Man goodness. I don't own Marvel. I don't own these characters. I own the plots and storylines. I will have spoilers for all Marvel movies. Comments are 100% welcomed. Have fun, and grab that tis...
