Hold up, who's British?

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Coten_Candy100 let's give this a shot, shall we?

*none. G A S P*

Peter walked down the stairs just talking out loud to himself. The thing was, Peter was talking in his natural accent because he thought the Avengers were gone. Parker Luck, am I right?

"MAN OF SPIDERS, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?" Thor bellowed out causing Peter to jump up. Something that happened when Peter was scared was that his stinking gift went off. So, Peter was on the ceiling cursing in his British accent.

"I feel like I should say 'Language', but I can't understand a word you're saying," Steve admitted walking over. Peter jumped down doing a flip that impressed Clint.

"I have a British accent, I just hide it so that I'm understood," Peter said shaking off his shoulders as if dust was on them.

"Cap! There's another one! Captain Marvel, Captain America, now Captain British!" Clint laughed.

"I prefer Underoos," Tony commented.

"Baby Spider," Natasha argued.

"MAN OF SPIDERS."

"Captain British," Clint said ignoring Thor.

Soon, everyone was arguing on Peter's nickname while he was just cursing in his accent.

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