Me: Hello everybody.
Double: Greetings.
(Knock knock)
Me: Who could that be?
Double: (Shrugs)
(Bob opens the door)
Me: Wha? DOUBLE! OUT THE FIRE ESCAPE!
????: (chuckles) Nope (ties up Bob)
Me: Not again. Well looks like I'm going to be here until Double comes back with help.
????: Who could I be?
Me: oh shut up you narcissistic vampire!!
????: >:-(
Me: Oh no. ANYONE HELP!!!!
