I've never believed that any guy can actually be up to that standard until I met this certain someone and boy, and I was blown away. I had feared that my stories about players would be exaggerated until I realized how painfully understated they were. Oh, those players do exist. They can twist and pummel your mind in remarkable speed and leave you completely exhausted. I admire their abilities, and I feel sorry for their lives. May the most innocent soul break the player's heart.
Hey Mr Player, I must say I'm honoured,
That you would give me this try.
I thought I'd never had the chance,
To face you before I died.
You see, sir, I've heard about you,
Your lethal, potent ways.
Of course, I didn't believe that, oh no,
To me, all you guys were the same.
But one conversation with you, I applaud,
The skill you employ against flirts.
I jumped into another character,
You followed suit, geared to hurt.
You've surpassed all my expectations,
Congratulations on that win.
You played the game very well,
I didn't stand a chance it seems.
Of course, I never did want the championship,
I merely wanted to test,
The hypothesis I crafted over the year,
And you made the scale, an ounce no less.
I marvel at your cunning ways,
You do seem to know the rules.
Oh wait, I forgot who I'm talking to,
I was made and meant to lose.
Doesn't matter, that wasn't me,
That girl you were talking to.
She was a flirt, a player, the scum of the earth...
Oh wait, am I describing you?
Oh my, I apologize tremendously,
I did not meant it so.
The words just pop in my mind,
And instinctively, I go with the flow.
So, I only have one thing left to say,
You've played a good hand.
You've officially become the next person,
I wouldn't bother giving a damn.