IT TAKES TWO HANDS TO CLAP:
flirting may seem like A really easy thing,
but it takes two hands to clap.
so don't push all the blaMe to us, there is no link,
your wOrds strike me like a slap.
at first, my impreSsion of you was really good
and then it just dropped drasticallY
you were such a gentleman and so nOt rUde,
i guess its just a facade and all that it'll ever be.
once in a while, i'd Ask myself
how on earth did i like eating cookies?
i guess i was Really that blind, oh hElp!
this is a problem that keeps occuring to me.
oh my cookie dear and precious Sweetheart
do you know what yoU did to me?
you ruined my life, no offence, and made it hard
but thank you darling, you taught me how to see.
what a donkey you are, and a failure at that
with an egoistiCal self-rigHteous mind
you're that fAbulous, oh please no lady gaga hats
guess i forgot to tell you that the last worD is always mine.
sO while you're out in the world still doiNg youre flirting
and breaking millions of girls' hearts
let me rEmind you of something,
about me forgetting this? it's rather hard
and when you've settled down with tourism
i swear this will come to haunt You
no, its not of any particular reason
just that you chose the wrong heart to attempt to kill.