Something to make you laugh #10

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I'm bored and idk what to write. There will be a maid for chaos update later today :3

Have some vines because why the hell not? We've got new characters since the last one!

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Amour: don't tell your mother.

Maid-chan: kiss one another?

Amour: DIE FOR EACHOTHER!

Maid-chan: 0_0

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Mari: Daddy?

Cyrus: DO I LOOK LIKE--

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lockheart: add two shots of vodka. *pours whole bottle into cup*

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Jasper: *floats passed coby*

Coby: *LOUD GIRLY SCREAM* AHHHH!!! *Smacks Jasper w/chair*

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Cupid: hey, how you doin'?

Jasper: well I'm doing just fine! I lied I'm dying inside...

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Bryce: *falls through ceiling*

Creator: Hey Bryce.

Bryce: Heya mom. That hurt.

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Amour: how do you know what's good for me!?

Lockheart: thats my OPINION!

Cupid: 0_0

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Reader: Fear, we did it! You're gonna be a father!

Fear: y/n, I'm reading Harry Potter what do you want!?

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Creator: okay guys say Colorado!

Cyrus: I'M A GIRAFFE!

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Alistair: Imma burd. *crashes through window* SCRAAAA!!!

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Cupid: let me see what you have.

Mari: a knife!

Cupid: no!

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Romeo: calling people daddy is gross.

Coby: stop kink shaming me...

Romeo: kink shaming people is my kink~

Coby: 0_0 AHHHHH!!!!

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Igniter: Octavian is so annoying.

Octi: *appears in window* I heard you were talking sh*t about me?

Igniter: What the f**k!?

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Reader: hey baby happy one year!

Coby:....? I'm twenty seven.

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Lockheart: *strums guitar* I love you b*tch! I'll never stop loving you, b*tch!~

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