Yass more of these. Lots of cursing btw.
Tiny announcement- I may or may not have plans to make another undertale book. ;)
Also, cuz I get asked this so much, if you guys wanna make fanart for me, go ahead. Just tag me and credit me. Anyway, onto the randomness!
Jasper: Fear I just got shot!
Fear: Hey, jasp, can you call me back?
Jasper: I'm dying!
Fear: I'm in a meeting, can you die later?
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Cupid: Asher, were out of ravioli.
Asher: *takes out shot gun* WHO THE FOOK AT ALL THE FOOKIN RAVIOLI B*TCH!?
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Cupid: what is that?
Hallow:... That's my poptart wrapper?
Cupid: see, one day you'll wake up and a mouse will be eating your nuts! *leaves*
Hallow:....0_0
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Coby: momma I got you a new car! Its around back!
Creator: did you clean your homework!?
Coby:.... How do you cl-
Creator: nope! F**k you!
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Fear: okay, senior trip, where do you guys wanna go?
Cyrus: the Bahamas!
Fear: I don't know about that,
Amour: let's go to hell.
Fear:..... No.
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Asher: hey! Its time for my walk!
Creator: just a second ash, I gotta finish this chapter.
Asher: b*tch! I will s*it on the floor! Take me out.
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Hallow: momma can i-
Creator: b*tch f**k you!
Hallow:... All you had to say was yes.. Or no..
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Coby: Cyrus, call my girlfriend.
Cyrus: *beeps* which one?
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Fear: okay class, does anyone know what the larges bone in your body is?
Coby: *snickers*
Fear: please, no inappropriate answers.
Romeo: THAT D**K!
Fear:.... -_-...
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Cyrus: Agent coyote, this is headquarters, do you copy?
Asher: yes sir I do.
Cyrus: Agent little d**k do you copy?
Coby: AGENT WHAT!?
Cyrus:...Agent little d**k?
Asher: 0_0
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Coby: wow! This TV show is lit!
Jasper: what that mean!?
Coby: oh, jasp its a teenager thing.
Jasper: I'm about to lit that a** if you don't tell me what the f**k lit means!
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Cyrus: mom! I just got 1 million followers on vine!
Creator: did you get 1 million on that test?
Cyrus:... You can't g-
Creator: oh?!
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Hallow: hey Amour!
Amour: can you get in the oven to clean it?
Hallow:.... Bye Amour!
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Fear: y/n,
You: Fear?
Fear: I've been wanting to do this for a long time.. *gets on one knee*
You: oh my god!
Fear: y/n, will you ma-
Romeo: F**K ME!
Fear: Romeo why!?
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Coby: damn Rome's, I didn't know you'd be lookin' like that!
Romeo: like what? *giggles*
Coby: f**kin ugly and s*it? B*tch wtf? *laughs*
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Coby: mom guess what! Yeet!
Creator: what the f**k did you just do?
Coby: yeet!
Creator: tell me what the f**k you just did before you get your a**, beat!
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(When your crush calls you cute)
Cyrus: hello reader-chan, you're pretty cute.
You: *stammers*... F**k!
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Coby: where's the paper towel's?!
Asher: their over here, in this bag!
Coby: throw it over here!
Asher: *tosses sack of paper towels*
Coby: ouch! You mother f**ker, you hit me in the d**k!
Asher: sorry!
Coby: you're lucky it wasn't hard...
...... ......
Coby: *picks up paper towel roll* I MEAN THIS THING NOT MY D**K!
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*loud crash*
Creator: the hell was that?
Cyrus: your son just fell down the stairs!
Creator: well quit it! *continues typing*
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Fear: Cyrus, is there any eggnog left?
Cyrus: your moms the one who d**ks with the eggnog not me!
Fear: 0___0...
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Creator: *knocks loudly on bathroom door*
Romeo: WAIT MINUTE YOU D**K!
Creator: I don't have a d**k, you p**k!
Romeo:.... Creator?..aw s*it!
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I don't really know. I was bored. *shrugs*
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Outcast oneshot book.
HumorHello everyone, mostly to my followers. Yes, you read the title right, this is a Outcast only book! I've been thinking about making this for a while now, and since I'm not currently into Undertale at the moment. I still want to write for my oc's, b...
