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Amour fanfic since yesterday was his birthday!

Yep 5/7/20 was his birthday, this was supposed to be posted yesterday but your girl slept in from staying up to hunt for scorpions in animal crossing.

I hate those f**kers. -_- I got stung constantly.

Art by me if its there, I used a base.

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May seventh. Today was a special day for a special horned angel. It was Amour Valentine's birthday!

He was turning 116!

Sadly, it didn't seem like anyone was going to celebrate it with him, since as you know many of the others were scared of him for... Many reasons.

Cupid had felt bad for his youngest brother, then he suddenly got an idea and rushed into the kitchen after tossing on an apron.

Word had gotten by fast around the house of rejects, mostly to the Valentines. 

Lockheart was rudely woken up by Romeo's constant poking. The horned angel growled and shoved him on the floor, making him crash into the side table. Then the dresser.

"What the f**k do you want a**hole?" Lockheart yelled, rubbing the sleep out of his sockets.

Romeo just giggled and laid on the end on his bed, head propped up in his arms while his feet swung behind him like some teen who had gotten a text from her crush.

"Quit staring at me you pole dancing freak. What the hell do you want?" Lockheart growls, crossing his arms.

Romeo smiles. "Aww! You don't remember!"

"What? Remember what? Did you put something in my drink again?" The fallen angel hisses, horns having smoke come off of them.

The being of lust rolls on his back with his legs kicking like a giddy child. "Its Amour's birthday! And.. No, not this time anyway!"

Lockheart's eyes widen and he quickly hops off his bed to find something to wear.

"Nice undies.. Is that what the fangirls freak out about?" Romeo giggles, pointing at his brothers black and red heart themed boxers.

'Heart breaker' being on his lack of butt.

Lockheart blushed and threw one of his heels at his younger brothers head. "Shut up! Its laundry day!"

"Right.. Ow.." Romeo rubs the one horn that surly had a new crack in it now..

"Get the f**k out of my room d**khead. I need to change...then were going shopping or some sh*t."

Romeo nods. "See you then locky~!"

The black feathered Angel groans and throws another eight inch heel at the neon clad skeleton.

"Don't f**king call me that!"

Romeo only laughs and dodges it to fly out of his room.

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Amour had been in in the basement as he usually was, watching The Future Diary on repeat as he did everyday.

He munched on a few pocky sticks, his blind fold off, along with his restraints.

His scarlet gold and pink irises watched as a female with pink hair chopped weirdly dressed humans up with an axe.

Amour would only crack a smile and continue licking the strawberry icing off the pocky sticks.

His door opening caught his attention, but he didn't care for it. It was probably Cupid with the laundry again.

After the click of two inch heels Cupid was suddenly in front of him with a smile, Amour simply looked up at him with confusion.

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