Not a chapter, just boredom.
I watch a lot of vines, a few of em inspired me and reminded me of the outcasts. I've done this in my UT books, sorry if I use the same one twice!
Language warning!
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Lock: this is how I enter my house, *kicks in door* WHATS UP F*CKERS!?
Me: Why are you on my phone!?
Lock: F*CK YOU, THATS WHY!
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Me: ninety percent of the time, I have no idea what the f*ck I'm talking about!
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Romeo: so, I'm sitting there... BBQ sauce on my t*tties.
Lock: *busts out laughing, then falls on floor*
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Fear: Cupid, your speech was so good!
Cupid: it was like improv and I didn't even try a-
Fear: OH MY GOD WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE THE FREAKING COMPLIMAAAAANT!?
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Coby: what the f*ck is up Ash!? No! What did you say dude? What the f*ck dude! Step the f*ck up Ash!
Asher: bish wtf.. I didn't do shite.. -_-
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Coby: *walks in your room, only in boxers* Hi welcome to chilies!
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Cupid: *playing keyboard*
Coby: SAIL! *kicks it*
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Amour: *shoots ceiling light*
Lock: THIS IS WHY CREATOR DOESN'T F*CKING LOVE YOU!
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Asher: all I gotta tell you is, school isn't important, be whatever you want to be. If you wanna be a dog *barks* you know!?
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Lock: theres no such thing as ghosts.
Jasper: *appears with a smile, head tilting*
Lock:... Okay thats a ghost.
Coby: *girly scream, tackling lock*
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Romeo: its cold outside, but I'm still lookin' like a thotty cuz a h*e never gets cold!
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Romeo: you have a beautiful smile.~
Me: aww thank you,.. You're not that handsome..
Romeo: wow thanks... *smiles awkwardly*
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Amour: did you hang out with Hallow last night?
Me: you know what, yeah I did.
Amour: oh, hey I love Hallow!
Me:... You hate Hallow.
Amour: yeah no sh*t honey!
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Cupid: wow, your dog is so soft!
Asher: I don't have a dog.. Thats my leg hair.. You've been petting my leg..
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Fear: *on phone* yeah, and I said it smelled like poopy
Cupid: *eye twitch* WATCH YOUR MOUTH! *throws puppy asher at him*
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You: *opens door* hello?
Romeo: I love you.. Touch my body~
You:.... *slams door* nope nope nope nope..
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I hope you enjoyed.. What ever the hell this was! I certainly did! See you in the next chapter!
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Outcast oneshot book.
HumorHello everyone, mostly to my followers. Yes, you read the title right, this is a Outcast only book! I've been thinking about making this for a while now, and since I'm not currently into Undertale at the moment. I still want to write for my oc's, b...
