Outcast oneshot book.

Boyfriend!? (short story)

Involves self shipping.. With my headcannon of HT sans. Idk I thought this would be funny.

Cupid stood at the railing, his frown and glare growing intense. "Ugh.. Its so weird.."

Five other skeletons sat on the railing with the same expressions.

"Vwhy him out of all AU's? Why not G or Ink?" Hallow asked, shoving Coby out of the way so he could see the floor below them.

Cupid face the vampire, taking out a small notebook out of his satchel. "Too many people are obsessed with G, and it scares Creator, and Ink is also overflowing with fangirls. She still hangs out with him though."

Cupid puts the book back and crosses his arms. "Do I make myself clear?"

Hallow nods. "Vwell, vwhat do we do about it? She gonna have us meet him.. I guess she wants our approval?"

Coby hissed. "Pfft. As if, no one is getting my approval!"

"That's because you're jealous.. That she doesn't see nothing in you but a son." Asher snickers.

"I will s-s-s stone you wolf boy!" Coby's eyes had purple flames coming from behind the shades.

"Wait.. What about the one with the bandanna?" Lock asked, standing between the Werewolf and Gorgon.

Cupid groaned facepalming. "She steals him all the time, but its not romantic. Besides, she only loves him when he's yandere."

"Red?"

"No, she thinks he's gross. She'll only listen to him talk, because she thinks his voice is sexy.. Its weird." Cupid puts a hand on his hip in annoyance.

"What about Red's brother? The edgy tall one?"

"Just cuz she pinches his butt means nothing." Cupid huffs. "You guys know nothing!"

Boots coming up the stairs pulls them out of their arguments, as Romeo stands at the top of the stairs. "What are you guys doing? She wants us all downstairs, her... 'Boyfriend' is here."

Jasper is suddenly behind him. "Were going to have a small dinner so we can all meet him."

They all look at each other then to them. "A dinner?"

"Yes. She wants us all on our best behavior, that means you Lockheart." Jasper smirks.

The fallen angel glares at the ghost. "What the f**k did I do!?"

Cupid ignored his twin and looked at Jasper, his eyes dull of concern. "What about Amour?"

Everyone fell silent, as their blood ran cold.. Shivers going down their spines.

"I---...." Jasper started but closed his jaw in fright, when the angel of blood suddenly appeared.

Amour had his arms chained behind his back, the handcuffs preventing his hands from becoming trigger happy.

"What about me?" His quiet voice croaked, making everyone's hearts stop.

My he was quiet wasn't he? Far too quiet for anyone's liking...

"Well.. If no one is going to say anything.. Dinner is ready." He nodded his head with a small smile, and he was gone just like that.

Many skeletons sighed and followed the one that everyone feared the most.

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Multiple skeletons stood in a orderly fashioned line, in order, all their arms behind their backs, they all starred internally at the large male that stood next to their small creator.