I get bored easily. So here's some more vines~ With more characters.
Weeee *noodle arms*
None of this is serious. Its just for s*its and giggles.
Cupid: Before I went to bed, my mom used to say-
Creator: Don't let the bed bugs bite!
Cupid: Why say that? That's like going-
Amour: Hope you don't get murdered! *hops out with knife*
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Cupid: Why did you set your surname to l/n?
Romeo: Because I love reader chan.
Cupid: You don't think that's creepy?
Amour: WELL SHE'S GONNA MARRY ME ANYWAY, SO I MIGHT AS WELL CHANGE MY NAME!!! *giggles*
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Creator: Clean your room up!
Coby: Why?
Creator: Because we've got guests coming!
Coby: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize we were all gathering in my f*cking room!
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Romeo: Good morning doctor~
Dr.Reader: Good morning, what seems to be the problem?
Romeo: Something is wrong with my tongue.
Dr.Reader: What's wrong with your tongue?
Romeo: It's not in your mouth.~ *flicks tongue creepily*
Dr.Reader: ... °__° *eye twitch*
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You: Woah!
Amour: Room service!
You: You didn't even knock!
Amour: Oh, I don't work here.
You: Wah-
Amour: *giggles creepily, and crawls on you*
You: AHHHH
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Coby: Road work ahead? Uh yeah I sure hope it does.
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Me: *reads a yandere fanfic, then faints*
Jasper: Ms creator? Ms creator? Ms creator? Oh my f*cking Asgore she f*cking dead.
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Igniter: *throws book* F*ck school! With all this bulls*it! What the f*ck!?
Aspen: -_-
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Coby: Quiet boys be like-
Amour: stop touching me.. Stop touching me.. STOP TOUCHING ME! STOP TOUCHING ME! *takes out knife*
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Asher: You ready to f*cking die!? *takes out hunting knife*
Amour: I'm a bad b*tch you can't kill me!
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Hallow: Well i-
Cupid: *slaps him with cookie tray* MOVE B*TCH GET OUT THE WAY!
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Lock: theres no such thing as ghosts!
Jasper: *smiles tilting head*
Lock:... Okay that's a ghost.
Coby: *girly scream*
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At a sleep over.
Hallow: WHERES THE F*CKING POTS!? I GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF YALL! YALL GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF ME!
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TV: Who's that Pokémon?
Igniter: its pikachu!
TV: its clefairy!
Igniter: FUUUUUK!
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Coby: ayy yo, its ya boi.. Um.. Skinny p**is.
~~~~~(that one broke creator, she's currently having a laugh attack) ~~~~~
Aspen: *on phone* and they were roommates.
Amour: Aw my gawd they were roommates.
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Lockheart: I'd slap you, but that'd be animal abuse. *kicks leg up*
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Amour: did you ever play that game when your brother had a bad sun burn, and you froze a spoon then hit them with it so it tears their skin off?
Asher: What the f*ck?
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Cupid: Put that candy back, I'm not buying you all that mess.
Hallow: *throws bag at him*
Cupid: ow! Try me b*tch!
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Me: Asher, do you want the ball? *tosses ball*
Asher: *jumps through wall*
Me:.... 0_0
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I hope you enjoyed. Sorry if I used the same one twice. I love making these!
See you soon~!
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Outcast oneshot book.
HumorHello everyone, mostly to my followers. Yes, you read the title right, this is a Outcast only book! I've been thinking about making this for a while now, and since I'm not currently into Undertale at the moment. I still want to write for my oc's, b...
