Yes. More vines because I'm vine trash.. This one may be shorter than the others
Coby: aw, Romes you look pretty today.
Romeo: *takes out dagger* PRETTY!? B*TCH ARE YOU CRAZY!? I'M BEAUTIFUL! HOW DARE YOU SAY I'M JUST PRETTY!?
Coby: 0_0
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Hallow: *has steak stabbed into his neck* Can I go to the nurses office!?
Fear:... I don't know, can you?
Hallow: *coughs and falls on floor*
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Cupid: we just got a letter! Wonder who it's from? *opens it*
Lockheart: suck my a**.
Cupid: ....-_-..
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Coby: ayy girl what that mouth do?
Creator: *winks* this... *unholy screech*
Coby: ....okay f*ck that! *runs out horrified*
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Reader and a/o: yeah we know its the dinner rush and the restaurant is full, but we'd like to be seated.
(Any outcast)
Lockheart: done and done, let me pull the table out of my a**.
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Romeo: *snaps fingers* excuse me!
Amour: I will rip off your fingers and shove em right up your butt.
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Romeo: loving humans is gross.
Coby: stop k°nk shaming me!
Romeo: k°nk shaming people is my k°nk~
Coby: .... AHHHHHH!!!
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Hallow: happy Halloween mother f**ker's! I'mma put my d**k in a pumpkin!
(Creator chan is having another laugh attack)
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Jasper: I wrote this song about my ex wife.. *strums guitar* B*TCH!
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Amour: your breath smells like s**t.
Lockheart: *smirks and spits on him*
Amour: ....oh? ... *pulls out knife*
Lockheart: *girly scream*
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Cupid: so, Romeo how did you and Creator meet?
Romeo: well.. We were in school and we bumped into each other, her books fell.
Cupid: aww!
Romeo: and I saw that a** and I was like DAMN!
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(Not a vine, but I prompt I thought was funny)
Amour: I want to do bad things to you..
Romeo: oooh~ like what?
Amour: Break your legs, choke you to death.. Push you off a building..
Romeo: k°nky~
Amour: I'm gonna k°ll you, you piece of sh---
°^°
Amour: hey coby, I can't find Creator anywhere, I'm getting worried.
Coby: alright.. *cups mouth* CREATOR SUCKS!
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Coby: okay.. Then.. AMOUR SUCKS!
Creator: *punches my way though crowed* F*ck you say about my lil demon!? I'll kick your a**!
Coby: found her!
I don't even know I was bored.. And wanted to write something! :3
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Outcast oneshot book.
HumorHello everyone, mostly to my followers. Yes, you read the title right, this is a Outcast only book! I've been thinking about making this for a while now, and since I'm not currently into Undertale at the moment. I still want to write for my oc's, b...
