The BIG Book of RANDOM

⊙▃⊙12 Ways to Make People Feel Uncomfortable

Be a close talker. Move in when they inch away. Keep moving in again when they try to inch away more.Be real breathy when you speak.

Constantly look at the invisible person beside you and tell them to shut up becuase your date is talking.

Just sit there silent staring into their eyes without blinking and see how long it will take for them to finally go away.

"I still love nature, despite what it did to me."

Get a bunch of fake blood, and liberally apply it to your hands. Get up and wash them right when your date shows up.

While having a casual conversation with someone, slowly move your hand up and put it on the side of their face . Pretend you didn't notice anything if they bring it up.

hi five everyone you pass

getting onto an elevator with just one other person and standing backwards facing the back instead of the door.

Meeting new people: "wow, you're handsome/pretty. You look just like I did when I was a man/woman"

Sit next to somebody and start scratching your head all over and say

"damn the doctor said the lice was gone"...

Start rubbing a stranger's shoulders, ask them if it feels good, real good

When you hug someone, start chewing on their hair.

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